DSquared2: Porn stars and other pleasures

They have always loved to dress a sexy guy, and girl, at DSquared2. This season they got to dress a bona fide porn star, none other than Rocco Siffredi, the Italian stallion himself.

Think Palm Beach porn, as the DSquared2 duo of Dean and Dan Caten blended very preppie with very saucy, in a show that began with a huge screen montage of bawdy erotica featuring Rocco in action.

A veteran of no less than 1,300 porn movies, Rocco took to the catwalk almost like a bashful wasp, in jeans and classic blazer. Though his red T-shirt read DSquared2 VIP Paramount Penis. And at least he got to flash his underwear for photographers at the end of the runway on Friday night, the opening day of the Milan menswear season.

Other than his Stakhanovite performances in countless fluff flicks, Rocco is just a regular guy and happily married to former Miss Hungary, the rather elegant Rosa Caracciolo. Once when asked if she were ever jealous, Rosa memorably replied: “For me jealousy is not a problem. At least I, unlike other women, know where my husband is!”

Rocco didn’t even close the show. That honor was left to Esther Cañadas, the veteran blonde Spanish super known for having the biggest lips in runway history. Taking an extended swirl in a great bias cut va-va-vroom black dress around the runway inside a restored factory on the outskirts of northwest Milan.

In a co-ed show, Dean and Dan Caten certainly showed plenty of flesh, and acres of torso. Another guy duo with pneumatic drill six-packs wore just white boxer shorts, on whose bottom was written Siffredi Hard Academy.

In a wicked insider’s pun – an urban basketball player appeared in royal blue Chanel four-pocket jacket trimmed in denim, with matching bagging shorts. Well, if Chanel can play on Palm Angels and Juicy Couture, as they did in Los Angeles recently, then why can’t Dean and Dan interpret Coco?

Otherwise, this was familiar party animal attire from DSquared2. For guys, block color rugby jerseys with poplin trim; very flattering striped cricket jackets; cricket cable sweater with see through vertical strips; bronze leather pants; and T-shirts that proclaimed – All Hung, All Horny, All Hot.

For girls, micro bustier cocktails finished with seersucker ruffles; low-slung jeans cut below the waistband; or jeans with cutaway backs the better to reveal knickers. One would need to be a very fit gal to pull off many of these looks, but if you are, then men will come up to you like moths around a flame.

A thoroughly sporting series of clothes with endless Argyle socks, even if the boys named the collection #D2Naughty. The sort of clothes a single handicapped lady golfer would love if she were into the occasional threesome.

DSquared2: Porn stars and other pleasures

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